Friday, March 21, 2008

Always In Threes...

I came down with a cold earlier this week. The worst part about this particular cold was that I started to feel a little itch in my throat about four hours after Mrs. TBF left for a 3-day business trip. That meant that it couldn't develop into a real Man-cold because I didn't have Mrs. TBF around to listen to me moan about how sick I was, and even worse was that she wasn't around to bring me all that is required by me when I am in this weakened state. I tried getting that little bastard King to cook me some dinner, but he'd have nothing to do with any of it. Nooooooo! He actually expected ME to feed HIM! The nerve!

Then, I woke up yesterday morning (after a nine hour nighttime cold medicine induced coma) and found that my stigmata was acting up again. Why does that always seem to happen around this time of year? Why? Whyyy? WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Today, I decided to set up our new wireless printer/fax/copier/scanner/etc. machine. I got it all set up, and...

WHY CAN'T I GET IT TO PRINT?!?!?!?

It scans, it copies, I can insert a memory card from my camera and it'll print that, and I can control these functions from my Mac with the wireless connection.

Everything else works, but IT WON'T PRINT WHEN I TRY TO PRINT SOMETHING FROM THE MAC?????

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????????????????

Wait a second...

Mrs. TBF returned home yesterday evening. What am I doing?

IT'S MAN-COLD TIME!!!!!!

2 comments:

CanadianSwiss said...

A-a-a-a-ahhhhh. No, my dear, it was full moon! You should know that... ;)

Michael said...

Hey, get back to being sick will ya!