Q: What do Leonid Brezhnev and Mrs. TBF have in common?A: They were both born on December 19th.
What did I get the woman who wants for nothing? Nothing, of course! However, all is not lost because we will be having a rare weekday lunch together. I'm actually going to take the tram all the way to her office so that we can ride the tram together back to the restaurant. Isn't extra time together one of the best gifts you can share with somebody you love?
Geez, that's a lot of pressure. I'd better go shower and shave!
Riding the tram all the way to Mrs. TBF's office and back into town?
Showering?
Shaving?
Maybe next year I'll just buy her a new watch or something.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HON'!
