Recent Keywords..

Every now and then, I like to look at Blog Patrol to see the keywords that people use to find my blog. Here are some of recent ones from the past couple of days:

finnish mustard - I'm telling you, this one comes up just about every other day. There are A LOT of people out there who are interested in Finnish mustard. Why? Because it's damn good, that's why!

hooters weight watchers points - I'm going to tell you right now that if you're on the Weight Watchers diet and you're looking up the points AFTER eating at Hooters, then...you just cheated on your diet!

does Gap carry Geox shoes? - I'm going to take a wild guess here: No.

how long will I have asparagus pee? - I have no idea; Mrs. TBF is the asparagus pee expert.

breasts like cow udders - I think this probably links to a post I did a couple of years ago regarding the cows in Finland wearing bras to keep them from stepping on their udders when they're full of milk. I feel bad for any woman who has breasts like a cow's udder. I feel even worse if it's a man with udder breasts.

sleep overnight at Basel airport - I can think of only a few things that would/could be worse than having to sleep overnight at Basel airport.

are Weber Summit grills too expensive? - I guess it depends on how much you're willing to spend on a grill. I'll say this, though: your steaks will probably taste better on a regular, Weber charcoal grill than they will on the Summit.

What are some of your recent keywords?

Finding TBF...

Here's a list of recent keywords that enabled YOU - the random, loner, internet searcher - to find The Big Finn:

sauna etiquette america, sauna protocol switzerland, menards sauna, etc. - Who knew that there are so many sauna lovers out there? More importantly, who knew that there are so many people out there who are concerned about proper sauna conduct? Maybe I can help. In America, people wear bathing suits in the sauna. In Switzerland, it's considered unhygienic to wear a bathing suit in the sauna (...not exactly sure why), so you go in naked and sit on a towel. That's right, people in North America...there are naked men and women TOGETHER in the sauna at my health club here in Basel.

turun sinappi - Another common keyword, and one of Finland's best kept secrets. Let me tell ya, there are A LOT of people out there searching for info on Finnish mustard. Let the worldwide distribution commence!

weight watchers points hooters wings - You're on the Weight Watchers diet? Forget about it! I'd say that one wing is equal to about half of your daily point total. I once made a batch of Hooter's wings from a "secret" recipe that I found on the internet. I'm not joking...a serving of wings has about a whole stick of butter in it. Just...forget about it!

famous swiss movie stars - ...not too many! See following keywords.

ursula andress - "famous" swiss movie star!

fennel seed health benefit fart - I'm not really sure how these keywords brought this person to my blog; I never fart!

Bob Neuenfeldt - Bob lived right behind us in Wheeling, Illinois from the late 60s to the mid-70s. Bob...was that you?

why gorilla pod sucks - The gorilla pod is the tiny, little tripod I used before I got my knew "quikpod". Sucks??? Isn't that a bit harsh? I doesn't totally suck, but it doesn't really grip too well either. I guess it just kind of semi-sucks.

what is fishbowl friday - EVERYBODY knows THAT!

kämp receptionist - This refers to the Hotel Kämp in Helsinki. What...is she hot?

pronounce street shtreet - This really makes my blood boil. I hear it all the time on TV. First, rappers were pronouncing it this way. Then, I'd hear kids who were rapper-wannabes saying "shtreet". Now, I hear TV reporters saying it. It's pronounced "street"!!! There's no "h" in it, s'it 'ead!

what products does scarlett johansson use - hand sanitizer? - Mmmmmmm...Scarlett Johansson!!!

"blog" AND "chicago" AND "tapas" - Wow! A little demanding, aren't we? You just want it ALL, don't you?

total shots grey goose bottle - I'm not sure...we lost count.

cheese cuckoo nazi gold green wing - I had no idea, so I did a Google search. My "So Clean...and Safe" post about Switzerland was the culprit. The "nazi gold green wing" was in one of the comments (thanks, Sara!).

...and my two favorites:

young lady corset weighed scale strict - I have no idea...

tantric massage german blog - ...sick and wrong! I'm sure I'm going to have nightmares about this one.