There was an earthquake in Southern Illinois early this morning, and it was felt in Chicagoland. I think it measured something like 5.2 or 5.4 on the Richter scale.
I slept through it. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
I saw the traffic report on TV this morning, and they kept talking about the Reagan Expressway. Where the heck is that???
Also, a wild cougar was shot by animal control/police the other day...WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF CHICAGO!!!
What the hell is going on around here?
2 comments:
Ummmm, sorry dude. I'm to blame for the earthquake and cougar.
Can't take credit for the Ronald Reagan Expressway, however. I lobbied hard for Sugar Blue Expressway, but couldn't convince the soccer moms.
I think you've been gone for a while...
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