Every now and then, I like to look at Blog Patrol to see the keywords that people use to find my blog. Here are some of recent ones from the past couple of days:
finnish mustard - I'm telling you, this one comes up just about every other day. There are A LOT of people out there who are interested in Finnish mustard. Why? Because it's damn good, that's why!
hooters weight watchers points - I'm going to tell you right now that if you're on the Weight Watchers diet and you're looking up the points AFTER eating at Hooters, then...you just cheated on your diet!
does Gap carry Geox shoes? - I'm going to take a wild guess here: No.
how long will I have asparagus pee? - I have no idea; Mrs. TBF is the asparagus pee expert.
breasts like cow udders - I think this probably links to a post I did a couple of years ago regarding the cows in Finland wearing bras to keep them from stepping on their udders when they're full of milk. I feel bad for any woman who has breasts like a cow's udder. I feel even worse if it's a man with udder breasts.
sleep overnight at Basel airport - I can think of only a few things that would/could be worse than having to sleep overnight at Basel airport.
are Weber Summit grills too expensive? - I guess it depends on how much you're willing to spend on a grill. I'll say this, though: your steaks will probably taste better on a regular, Weber charcoal grill than they will on the Summit.
What are some of your recent keywords?
5 comments:
those are some good ones. my most recent search hits have been mostly about the French eurovision entry, somehow I ended up on the first page of google for various searches (french eurovision, etc.) i feel like in general the hits have been less funny and more on topic :(
Those searches are hilarious! Only amusing search I've got that pops up with any regularity is "Miss February." This started showing up when the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition came out this year, and has continued to be popular. I expect all the guys clicking through looking for half-naked photos of Miss Switzerland in February have been sadly disappointed.
Hey!
The following search terms have repeatedly popped-up on my Site Meter:
- "sauna bar"
- "pusties"
- "tapas bar"
- "Spanish driver's license"
Sorry...nothing too titilating.
Sal
Speaking of Hooters, guess what just opened in Zurich????
Oh, and someone recently found me by googling "dollywood train or chattanooga choo choo to ride for pleasure". No wonder, since I'm ALWAYS talking about what one should ride for pleasure.
The "peeing Japanese" hits seem to have tapered off recently. Guess I've got some new competition in that content department...
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