Where The Hell Am I?

There was an earthquake in Southern Illinois early this morning, and it was felt in Chicagoland. I think it measured something like 5.2 or 5.4 on the Richter scale.

I slept through it. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

I saw the traffic report on TV this morning, and they kept talking about the Reagan Expressway. Where the heck is that???

Also, a wild cougar was shot by animal control/police the other day...WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF CHICAGO!!!

What the hell is going on around here?