I hereby propose that my 240 souvenir shot glasses be officially categorized as a collection, and not as clutter.
Those opposed, say nay!
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(clearing of throat)
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(gavel strikes!!!)
The bill has been officially passed into TBF-Household law!
This session is adjourned!
(gavel strikes again!!!)