What They Don't Want Westerners To Know...

They're going after the easy money in Japan!

Once again, Madonna proves that you can never have too much money! How much did she get paid to advertise these apartments? A million dollars? To have what's probably a stock photo inserted into a billboard ad?

Or...Brad and Cameron advertising SoftBank.

I guess I can't blame them for going after the easy money. Although I still find it funny that they go off to Japan to rake in the money because they know they'd be perceived as being greedy back in the U.S.




However, my favorite of the bunch was the spokesman for Boss Coffee...

I can just imagine the Boss marketing meeting:

Who can we get to represent our product. I know...I know. Let's get somebody who is weather-beaten, has bags under his eyes, and...we'll make him look startled, oh...and like he just came in from a rainstorm. Yes...YES! Tommy Lee Jones! PERFECT!

Wonder How You Manage To Make Ends Meet...

I would just like to take a moment to thank Madonna for demonstrating that one can clearly NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY! Yup...that's right! The "...richest female singer in the world...with an estimated net worth of over $850 million" has now decided that she needs to put out her own clothing line in association with a large, Swedish retailer.

Now, I have nothing against Madonna at all. Actually, I like a lot of her music (although I think most of the stuff after Ray Of Light - my vote for her best album - has been pretty mediocre). But, does she really need to be on EVERY OTHER BILLBOARD IN BASEL??? By the way...very ladylike pose you got goin' on there!

It almost seems to me that it's gotten to the point with Madonna that the public no longer really cares about her music, yoga, movies (Doh!), children's books, fashion, or whatever else she's into these days. All the public really cares about is...if she's still looking good as she approaches fifty. For the record: she is.

You know what? Maybe that's all she cares about.